My facebook Status update collection (Quotes)

"First bench students are intelligent...but only because last bench students do not participate in competition... ;-)"

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"Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows."

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"This can be a possible statement by a cricket commentator : First ball of third over was "dusara" !"

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"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are so confident while the intelligent are full of doubt.
- Bertrand Russell."

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"“Crime is common. Logic is rare. Therefore it is upon the logic rather than upon the crime that you should dwell.”
― Arthur Conan Doyle"

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True friends stab you in the front.                                                            : Oscar Wilde"

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"“A kite flies against the wind, not with it.”― Winston Churchill"

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.- Winston Churchill"

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"“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.” - unknown"
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"Psychology and psychiatry can deal with the question ‘what’? But only philosophy can deal with ‘so what'?"

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"‎" Give the people bread and circus and everything will be fine "..... Julius Caesar , The Roman emperor"

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