Some of my facebook status update - Inspirational

Some of my facebook status update - Inspirational

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"हिंदुत्वाच्या मुद्दयावर जर मते मिळाली असती, तर काँग्रेसवाले कोटावरूनही जानवे घालून फिरले असते." - स्वातंत्र्यवीर सावरकर"



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"Most men do not feel in themselves the competence required for leading their group to victory, and therefore seek out a captain who appears to possess the courage and sagacity necessary for the achievement of supremacy. - Friedrich Nietzsche.
(On death of Delhi rape case girl, Dec 2012)

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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.- Winston Churchill"

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"Feeding good thoughts to a weak minded is crime. चांगले विचार अशक्त व्यक्तीला देणे हा गुन्हा आहे.

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A man asked to a farmer, ''Why you make your son work so hard on the farm?
The crop will grow anyway!!''
The farmer smiled and replied,

''I am cultivating my child, not the crop!!''"

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"‘तेन त्वक्तेन भुज्जीथा:’ - त्यागपूर्वक उपभोग घ्या"

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 या बापाने मोठ्या मुलीला नुकताच मोबाइल घेऊन दिला आणि त्यावर मुलांचे फोन खणखणू लागल्याने जगभरातील तमाम वडिलांप्रमाणे तोही चिंतातूर झाला आहे ... ती व्यक्ती म्हणजे दुसरी तिसरी कुणी नसून दस्तूरखुद्द अमेरिकेचे राष्ट्राध्यक्ष बराक ओबामा आहेत .
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"‎'वितंडवादाकरता इंग्रजी चालेल, पण वकिलीकरिता कधीही चालणार नाही,'

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"सुंदर मुली या एक्सपोर्ट क्वालिटी असतात. हल्ली लग्न करून अमेरिकेत जातात. पूर्वी स्वर्गात जात. Beautiful girls posses export quality.In ancient times one goes to heaven, now a days one settles in America after her marriage. - Dwarakanath Sanzgiri."


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TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE IN LIFE:

1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.And
the second is called a BUSINESSMAN.The one who succeeds in both is
called a WIFE.The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!!"

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By Paresh Kale